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You. Can. Only. Type. One. Word. No. Explaining. Not as easy as you might think. 1. Where is your cell phone? computer 2. Relationship? HA 3. Your hair? Nappy 4. Work? Pending 5. Your sister? clouded 6. Your favorite thing? Sunshyne 7. Your dream last night? Failure 8. Your favorite drink? Tea 9. Your dream car? Ass 10. The room you're in? Bed 11. Your shoes? Dirty 12. Your fears? Failure 13. What do you want to be in 10 years? Pif 14. Who did you hang out with this weekend? Co-werkers 15. What you're not good at? Handwritting 16. Muffin? Raisinbran 17. One of your wish list items? Attention 18. Where you grew up? Ghetto 19. The last thing you did? Futon 20. What are you wearing? T & A 21. What aren't you wearing? Contacts 22. Your pet(s) Ex-gf 23. Your computer? Alienware 24. Your life? Detox 26. Missing? Phat 27. What are you thinking about right now? infatuation 28. Your car? Ass 29. Your kitchen? Ants 30. Your summer? Exciting 31. Your favorite color? Blue 32. When is the last time you laughed? Yesterday 33. Last time you cried? Ex-gf 34. School? Pending 35. Love Life

lee vs chuck

which color green am i?

You Are Olive Green

You are the most real of all the green shades. You're always true to yourself.
For you, authenticity and honesty are very important... both in others and yourself.
You are grounded and secure. It takes a lot to shake you.
People see you as dependable, probably the most dependable person they know.

90 Things You Might Not Know About Me...

90 Things You Might Not Know About Me...

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
I have this scar on my lip that showed up yrs ago...
For some reason each year it grows larger and larger.
I don't know where i got it from so it might not count. But it does scare me.
As for one I can remember: This one time at band camp... I was at this tatoo/Piercing shop after hours.
Completely out of my tree on a combination of combo flavours.
My sugar levels were fucked from all that shit. I passed out.
Woke up with toffey flavoured candy shit in my mouth.. and this open wound on my hip.
I was soOOo embarrassed, I kept partying tho.
Fak i was young and stupid.


2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
Well I put that faerie painting out on the curb that she left.
So its just John Lennon now.


3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP?
I'm a grinder by far. I talk in my sleep only when I'm stressin about shit.


4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
I hate country. Anything else I can handle.


5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
9:12am


6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
An actual computer chair. Or one of those wicker papasan one's.


7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?
Ignorance was bliss. I miss being irresponsible and carefree.
Dreaming about blowing up the world, and being a rap super star.
Why did i suddenly grow up? I must have blinked.


8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)?
I was taught never to value any tangeable thing, cuz it will be taken away from me for holding it so highly.
My bowl of Frosted Mini wheats, is lookin pretty fly right about now to be honest.

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU?
5'10ish


10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
Only if i have no sales for the day and its near the end of my shift.


11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
Short answer: Not anymore
Long answer: Mom used to tell me about other family members paying to kidnap other "rebellious" children of our family.
The kids would be left to fend for themselves and not allowed to join society until the elders granted that blessing.
In my heart i was terrified of this possibility.
I was afraid of dissapointing someone enough to the point that this would happen.
I took it upon myself to original and enthusiastic to avoid this possibility.
As a back up....I martial arts for insurance.


12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
We no longer talk about that person in the negative.


13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL?
happy by clinique -- err was


14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
brunette w/light eyes


15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF PROPOSING/ BEING PROPOSED TO?
The petting zoo.


16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK?
Clouds in my coffee .. cuz energy boosts pull u further down later


17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA?
Any..except seafood-ish


18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
poon.


19. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH?
is that slang for poon?


20. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU?
a blanket i think? How can someone honestly remember that?


21. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY?
I'm not supposed to... but Yar


22. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
Negative


23. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?
I veer away from brands. It's hard enough to find clothes that fit.


24. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW?
I want a kitten.


25. WHAT ARE THEIR NAMES?
her name would be mud puddle or Crumb.


26. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS GOIN TO LEAVE YOU?
Selling out on any lvl is unjustified for the heart to love.
On a long enough time line,
Each lesson that begins...eventually serves its purpose and ends.

27. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?
Talk is cheap. I talk way too much.
Don't tell someone you appreciate them....
I'd Rather show them instead.

28. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
7


29. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
Brunettes for the second time.


30. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN?
1- Voicemail.
2 Werk

31. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?
Insincerity for the lose.


32. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF CANADA?
Disneyland when i was a youngin.


33. YOUR WEAKNESSES?
I'm extremely Manipulative often cold hearted once you're off the xmas list.


34. MET ANYONE FAMOUS?
@ the K-os show in Legends
I got smashed with Nelly Furtado all night and was clueless to who she was till Renee asked me what it was like drinkin with Nelly.
/banghead

35. FIRST JOB?
Cold Calls/ Canvassing for a house knife Company.


36. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
hahahahahah I'm tempted every call i make.


37. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT?
For the past few hours I've been trying to source the energy to pull me away from facebook
and build this closet-thingy so i can hang up my clothes that are piled on my bed.


38. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY?
I want that lazer eye surgery.


39. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
1 --> My voice


40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES?
no, my family couldnt afford it.


41. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
a free smile.


42. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?
none atm.. time will tell what's in store for me.


43. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
There aparently is this name scheme-thing in my family.
Where you take your grandfather as your middle name.
or the names of one of your great grandparent as your middle name.

44. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?
I never look up enough to wish.
Easier to make things happen, rather than pray for rain.


45. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE?
I had quite the selection before someone threw them all out.
Now i got this green shit. Something extract...

46. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
I've written my signiture a billion times... Handwritting no.

47. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
Whatever is in the fridge left over from before.

48. ANY BAD HABITS?
Will power of a goldfish.

49. WHAT IS THE MOST EMBARRASING CD ON YOUR SHELF?
Ne yo

50. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Hell no. Under no circumstance would i trust me in any way.
I'd be my own kryptonite and superman.

51. DO LOOKS MATTER?
Hate to say it but yes.

52. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
I've discovered singing poorly helps a bit.
Martial arts helps a lot more.
WHen short for time...Warcraft pvp.

53. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?
Second home= werk
Third home= werk
Fourth home= werk

54. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
Grover, until he exploded in the dryer.

55. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE
I just deleted all the superficial ppl off my list. Quite astonishing who's left.
for numbers sake a handful for who matters most. There's still 50+
Down from 200+

56. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID?
Over marketing at it's finest.
I was more of a supermario kid.

57. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
IF you don't understand me.. I come across sarcastic easily.

58. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE?
Kd

59. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
Sense of humor, Confidence, Has their own life...and paycheck.
( in reverse order)
=)

60. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
Joe

61. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER?
anything but the juicy fruit guy right now.

62. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?
cartoon = Aqua teen ( i love the fat man)
Drama= Dead like me ( She doesnt look the same dead/alive)
Real life= Intervention ( I havent seen the video game one yet)
Background noise= ( Jesse James )

63. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT/SAT SCORE?
Never took those american tests. I took every single art class intead.

64. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES?
Yar.

65. WHERE IS YOUR FAVORITE VACATION SPOT?
My lil cabin in the woods.

66. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR?
driving to the ferry 140.


67. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU KISSED?
lol Tara in a drunken stuper in big bads ....seconds before we decided ditching our tabs was a good idea.
/banghead

68. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
I dont like the drugs - Manson.

69. LAST THING YOU DRANK?
Blueberry Coffee I bought for some reason from 7-11@ 4am and brewed at werk hours later.

70. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
Patrick.

71. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?
1) Smiles/ style - OVerall Presentation
2) Piercings/Tats - Aesthetics /Accents
3) Debt to earning ratio - Personal Management *sad i know*

72. LAST TEXT YOU GOT?
Nazila lippin me off about how i was walking in the wrong direction.
I have no patience for stupid...shit like that.

73. FAVORITE THING TO HAVE?
A black cover song... put it in my little finger..and sing along. use your fist and not your mouth.
--- I love music with lil hooks and phat beats.
Calms the soul i find.

74. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR?
It was feb... now it's the month i'm in.

75. FAVORITE ZODICAC SIGN?
I dont care what suns are squaring with your moons.

76. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR?
Brown.

77. EYE COLOR?
Brown.

78. FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH?
CANUCKS for business sake.
They're growing on me personally.

79. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTURANT?
2% jazz

80. DO YOU LIKE SUSHI?
I've had my fair share of California Rolls in my day.

81. LAST THING YOU WATCHED?
Hilltop hoods - Nosebleed Section


82. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
1 = Days off work
2 = Payday.
3 = 2+1


83. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS?
Guitar - kinda

84. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT?
libral

85. KISSES OR HUGS?
Hugs & Snuggs


86. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
Well I'm not 19 anymore so Relationships...
=)

87. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?
Internet x 2mos.

88. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU DRIVE?
loser cruiser

89. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?
Box of mini wheats.

90. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE.
*Props to Selena* for setting me free.
Wouldn't be livin it up otherwise.
High price to pay,
But worth it in the end.

Survey Says!

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:Jason Joe John Jolliffe
Birthday:12/01/82
Birthplace:campbell river
Current Location:My lil cabin in the woods.
Eye Color:brown from being full of shit =)
Hair Color:Brown.... ^^ see above
Height:5'10ish
Right Handed or Left Handed:i handwrite with my right...But I'm Proficient wtih both hands =P
Your Heritage:First Nation Sensation
The Shoes You Wore Today:None so far... slippers around the house
Your Weakness:According to my last quiz: My extreme Manipulation tactics.
Your Fears:Upuntil about last week, I was afraid of my family paying to have me "Grabbed". So I learned how to be social =)
Your Perfect Pizza:Pizza Yum. Anything but seafood and I'm good.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:$12k worth of debt doesnt pay itself off I've found.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:"Have some fun for me"
Thoughts First Waking Up:"When do i have to be at work"
Your Best Physical Feature:So fukkin skinny... I'm werkin on that
Your Bedtime:Noon
Your Most Missed Memory:Being held.
Pepsi or Coke:Orange juice.
MacDonalds or Burger King:The Wicket for chow preference. But for survey sake.. i'll go Mcdz
Single or Group Dates:Group dates are for hosers with no game. Single dates put pressure in the moment...Expectation.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:Green Tea - any brand is good -
Chocolate or Vanilla:Vanilla in my London Fog.
Cappuccino or Coffee:Clouds in my Coffee
Do you Smoke:Tasting like ashtray death sticks isn't fun.
Do you Swear:Yarbles
Do you Sing:At werk singing is a tactical process used in the art of war.
Do you Shower Daily:I have to in order to feel human again.
Have you Been in Love:Back in the day when i was a young kid, dreamin about blowing up the world. I believed in a lot of things back then.
Do you want to go to College:Yes - Get my Canadian Securities Course --> Bcom-->Marketing
Do you want to get Married:Many Many moons from now... in a land far far away, second star to the right striaght on till dawn.
Do you belive in yourself:Too much at times... Okay... /sigh Far too often.
Do you get Motion Sickness:After shotgunning a beer...yes.
Do you think you are Attractive:I'm so friggin small in frame, but yes... it has its benifits.
Are you a Health Freak:Health? To be honest I never thought I'd live this long.
Do you get along with your Parents:My mother quit answering her phone. As for my father? Check the curb of any local pub...havent seen him in yrs.
Do you like Thunderstorms:I like the lightening over the thunder.
Do you play an Instrument:Guitar - kinda
In the past month have you Smoked:When Tara cracked on our Detox. We smoked weed.
In the past month have you been on Drugs:Penicillin - and skittles (taste the rainbow)
In the past month have you gone on a Date:
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:yes for new socks and clothes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:Oreos no... Frosted Mini-Wheats - Yes *reaches for box*
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:Not lately...Not since Van
In the past month have you been on Stage:Does Saprano's count? What about Legends?
In the past month have you been Dumped:Hhahahahahahahah
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:Not on my list of things to do today.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:I found some green tea in my pocket that i have no idea where it came from.
Ever been Drunk:^^^ /pls read above
Ever been called a Tease:Sticks and Stones my friend.
Ever been Beaten up:I've dished out a few hits in my day...and I've recieved a lot more.
Ever Shoplifted:No need to. Easier to just pay
How do you want to Die:Air pockets
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:A credit Councellor
What country would you most like to Visit:Russia -
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:hazel/ blue
Favourite Hair Color:brunette
Short or Long Hair:shoulder legnth
Height:5'4ish
Weight:a buck thirty is tight
Best Clothing Style:fashionable sense helps
Number of Drugs I have taken:Far too many for my body to handle. I've discovered I'm no longer 19yrs old. When I'm old there is no one but my body to take care of itself.
Number of CDs I own:legit? i'd say less than 20. Burned? Over 20
Number of Piercings:Double eyebrow /tongue/ nips/ lip/kak....I took them all out.
Number of Tattoos:None...yet =)
Number of things in my Past I Regret:I've spent my life on a darker path and have accomplished many not-so-proud-moments thus far. No Regrets... Only Valuable lessons learned what not to do next time.

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

"My marriage age is 19"

How old are you going to be when you get married?

Put an X in every box that applies to you.

[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee
[x] You keep track of dates using a calender
[] You own more than one credit card
[] You know how to change the oil in a car
[x] You do your own laundry
[] You vote every election
[x] You can cook for yourself
[] You think politics are exciting
[] Your parents have better things to say than your friends

Total: 4

[] You show up for school/college/work every day early
[] You always carry a pen in your pocket/purse
[] You've never gotten a detention
[x ] You have never smoked a cigarette
[] You have never gotten completely trashed
[ ] You have forgotten your own birthday at least once
[] You like to take walks by yourself
[x] You've watched talk shows
[X] You know what 'credibility' means without looking it up
[x] You drink coffee at least once a week

Total:4

[X] You know how to do the dishes
[] You can count to 10 in another language
[x] When you say you're going to do something you do it
[X] Your parents trust you
[] You can mow the lawn
[X] You can make adults laugh without being stupid
[ ] You remember to water the plants
[] You study when you have to
[] You pay attention at school/college
[] You remember to feed your pets

Total:4

[X] You can spell 'experience' without looking it up
[] You work out on a regular basis
[X] You clean up your own mess
[] The people at Starbucks know you by name
[] Your favorite kind of food is take out
[] You have gained weight since middle/high school
[] The first thing you do when you wake up is get caffeine
[] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need
[] You understand political jokes the first time they are said
[X] You can type quickly

total: 3

[ X] You have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour
[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment
[ ] You have been to a tupperware party
[] You have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job
[XX] You have more bills than you can pay
[] Most of your friends are older than you are
[X] You can say no to staying out all night
[X] You use the internet every day
[]Your wardrobe hasn't changed in a while
[]You can read a book and actually finish it

Total:4

Total added up: 19

Add up all the x`s and title subject with the sum as "My marriage age is "_"

Hanging out to dry

Holy crap
i just discovered Facebook.

Shit Son

Earlier this week;
Hoffman atempted toexplain how Jolliffe
Isn't a Traitor...for becoming a cook.
Moreso ----> An Opportunist =)

Q : Am I evil?
Q : Do i Need to be destroyed?


A: Yes